SYSTEM UNCALIBRATED
ASSESSMENT REQUIRED

THE BORING APP

Inhibitory Control Training

THE DIAGNOSIS:

Your prefrontal cortex is atrophying. The Algorithm has trained you to crave stimulus every 15 seconds. You are no longer the user; you are the product.

THE CURE:

We do not offer entertainment. We offer the opposite. This is a gym for your ability to do nothing.

PROTOCOL:

Hold the button. Embrace the boredom. Sync your breath to the light. If you leave, you fail.

CAUTION: BROWN NOISE ACTIVE. ADJUST VOLUME.

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